Bollywood Cheese and Marshmallow Fluff!

Because Steven Colbert is a hero of mine, and because it’s appropriate, I’m starting a “Dead to Me” list. I’ll be putting more on this list, but I’d like to introduce everyone to our first entry:

Stylist Sapna Bhavnani.

Apparently, this alleged “stylist” is responsible for convincing John Abraham to cut his hair just before the Oscars. Hollywood and the western world never got a chance to see his true glory due to you, Sapna Bhavnani! You are dead to me!

Let’s compare and contrast, shall we?

Glory:

John Abraham in all his glory with long hair

No Glory (a.k.a. Goober):

John Abraham with cut hair at the Oscars

Glory:

John Abraham in more glory

No Glory:

 

John Abraham at the Oscars with short hair

Do you see what I’m getting at here?

~ Miss Bolly

March 16th, 2007 at 6:00 pm
12 Responses to “Dead to Me, Bollywood Style”
  1. 1
    carla Says:

    You sure it’s the hair that’s bothering you, and not the shirt? ;-)

    I’m just disappointed that even in convincing John A. to cut his hair the stylist apparently still couldn’t get him to take a bath and lay the heck off the hair gel. But I dunno - I guess John is not really my cup of chai.

  2. 2

    He looks good with long hair, short hair, bold, or wearing a Mexican sombrero :-)

  3. 3

    Awfuly suspicious that that the long-hair is accompanied by a six pack…:-)

  4. 4
    Miss Bolly Says:

    Carla - I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, shirtless is John’s natural state and how he should be left, so yes, the shirt is disappointing as well.

    Entretierras - Amen.

    Lonnie - Oh, you! You and your cockamamie theories!

  5. 5
    carlos Says:

    why not put some movies about him on your site.

  6. 6
    hena Says:

    Hay john ue tOo sexy i really like ya ,, but some people cant see ur beauti so thats y some of them are sayin bad thins about ya or maybe thier eye …. Ohh wateva don care about u r always nice. sext, cOol lookin very gOod, beautiful and Ummyy lol ,,, i am ur biggest fn Muuhaaa!!
    XxxxxxXXXXXxxxxXXXXxxx lUvvv yaaa!!

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    ajay Says:

    i dont think that he have good looks..

    rithik is best..

    all bollywood heros r zeros..

    only hollywood.. is best..

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    Preet Says:

    My Johny is jus tooooooooooo Adorable.
    His new hair cut suits him sooo much.
    He lookd HOT w/ his long hair but the new style makes him look Younger & cuter…

    Too SExy

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    Preity Says:

    Shut up everone who think that john is not hot.. Plllzzzzzzzzzzzz!!! he is the hottest.. he has the cutest smile and gr8 attitude. he is just perfect.. u can not compare him to anyone.. he can pull off any hairstyle..

    luv u john!!

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    shruti Says:

    hi john u look very adorable. ur d most sexiest guy ive ever seen. u look awesome in watever u wear. even wen u show ur bare body u look sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot. ur hairstyle nw is cool, u also lookd good in long hair. evrythng suits u!! lv u.

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    div Says:

    i jst wanted to say dat i lv u ……………

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    smita Says:

    Hes got t naughtyest smile , very innocent eyes n hot bod vth cool attitude….

    hes t coooolest……