Because Steven Colbert is a hero of mine, and because it’s appropriate, I’m starting a “Dead to Me” list. I’ll be putting more on this list, but I’d like to introduce everyone to our first entry:
Stylist Sapna Bhavnani.
Apparently, this alleged “stylist” is responsible for convincing John Abraham to cut his hair just before the Oscars. Hollywood and the western world never got a chance to see his true glory due to you, Sapna Bhavnani! You are dead to me!
Let’s compare and contrast, shall we?
Glory:

No Glory (a.k.a. Goober):

Glory:

No Glory:

Do you see what I’m getting at here?
~ Miss Bolly
March 16th, 2007 at 6:00 pm
12 Responses to “Dead to Me, Bollywood Style”

You sure it’s the hair that’s bothering you, and not the shirt?
I’m just disappointed that even in convincing John A. to cut his hair the stylist apparently still couldn’t get him to take a bath and lay the heck off the hair gel. But I dunno - I guess John is not really my cup of chai.
March 16, 2007 @ 8:14 pmHe looks good with long hair, short hair, bold, or wearing a Mexican sombrero
March 18, 2007 @ 11:43 pmAwfuly suspicious that that the long-hair is accompanied by a six pack…:-)
March 19, 2007 @ 3:36 pmCarla - I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, shirtless is John’s natural state and how he should be left, so yes, the shirt is disappointing as well.
Entretierras - Amen.
Lonnie - Oh, you! You and your cockamamie theories!
March 19, 2007 @ 10:15 pmwhy not put some movies about him on your site.
March 21, 2007 @ 6:52 pmHay john ue tOo sexy i really like ya ,, but some people cant see ur beauti so thats y some of them are sayin bad thins about ya or maybe thier eye …. Ohh wateva don care about u r always nice. sext, cOol lookin very gOod, beautiful and Ummyy lol ,,, i am ur biggest fn Muuhaaa!!
July 18, 2007 @ 7:42 pmXxxxxxXXXXXxxxxXXXXxxx lUvvv yaaa!!
i dont think that he have good looks..
rithik is best..
all bollywood heros r zeros..
only hollywood.. is best..
August 22, 2007 @ 12:50 amMy Johny is jus tooooooooooo Adorable.
His new hair cut suits him sooo much.
He lookd HOT w/ his long hair but the new style makes him look Younger & cuter…
Too SExy
August 26, 2007 @ 11:00 pmShut up everone who think that john is not hot.. Plllzzzzzzzzzzzz!!! he is the hottest.. he has the cutest smile and gr8 attitude. he is just perfect.. u can not compare him to anyone.. he can pull off any hairstyle..
luv u john!!
October 4, 2007 @ 8:11 pmhi john u look very adorable. ur d most sexiest guy ive ever seen. u look awesome in watever u wear. even wen u show ur bare body u look sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot. ur hairstyle nw is cool, u also lookd good in long hair. evrythng suits u!! lv u.
January 23, 2008 @ 9:55 ami jst wanted to say dat i lv u ……………
May 31, 2008 @ 8:28 amHes got t naughtyest smile , very innocent eyes n hot bod vth cool attitude….
hes t coooolest……
June 23, 2008 @ 3:11 am